HOEBUSTERS

Todd Wentworth eHarmony

2011-06-24T20:43:00.000-07:00

HOEBUSTERS! Ep. 4 - Season 2 "What females want..."

2010-02-12T00:29:00.001-08:00

It's a woman's world... -Todd

2010-02-11T23:48:00.000-08:00

HOEBUSTIN... C'mon now!? - Todd

2010-02-11T23:45:00.000-08:00

HOEBUSTERS! Episode 3 - Season 2

2009-09-15T10:13:00.000-07:00

Dave Chappelle "Hoe Uniform"

2009-09-15T10:05:00.000-07:00

This is some funny shit right here. -Todd

Skid Row - Psycho Love (Video)

2009-08-15T12:12:00.000-07:00

Skid Row - Psycho Love

If they ever was a HOEBUSTERS soundtrack this song would be the first song put on the dang album. "Psycho Love" by that great band Skid Row! These dudes was kickin knowledge about hoes in a damn rock song befo HOEBUSTIN/Hoeometry even existed!

-Todd

Psycho Love Lyrics;

Check out clementine
Cleanin? needles in her wine
Face down in her one-eyed world
With her brain-dead valentine

Shell be your zombie, your livin? dead
Her sweet corruption
Its gonna make you, gonna break you
Ohh yeah, she said...

Haunt my house of pain
And feel my psycho love
Well shine and pray for rain
To heal my psycho love

Legs at ten and two
Chain her down thats what you do
King tut and snake-eyed slut
In the pink but screamin? blue

Ill taste your crazy, you smell insane
Im just another ghost
Inside your spirits hall of fame

Haunt my house of pain
And feel my psycho love
Well shine and pray for rain
To heal my psycho love

As the warm smooth soul
Chases through the cold silence
Of a body
A body of touch not feel
One question is she a stone in the
Devils garden
Or a speck in an angels dust
Ashes to ashes
And lust to lust

Shell teach you true love
Watchin? you turn blue love
Shell wrap you in a chokehold
And suck your symptom dry

HOEBUSTERS Episode 3 Update...

2009-07-30T15:08:00.000-07:00

Me and Avery just goin over some topics fo HOEBUSTERS episode 3. Right now I'm thinkin about how some bitches try to bait men into hitting them. Pretty much plan B when a bitch can't win an argument. Not all hoes, but a lot of them will go into default mode. Whatever a bitch have to do, to feel as if she defeated a man, she will do.

And then the other fuckin' subject just slipped my mind... FUCK! Damn it I'll get back when I remember.

Damn can't believe I forgot 'bout that.

Anyways it probably had to do with lesbians, because me Avery, and this one chick we know accidentally walked into a lesbian bar last night. And believe it oh not, we was runnin game. A lot of the chicks in there looked like pizza delivery men, but they was a few hotties that you'd never know was lesbianic.

Ok I digress. But I pretty sure the other subject had to do somethin with that.

-Todd

HOEBUSTERS! Episode 2 - Season 2

2009-07-15T20:11:00.000-07:00

Man everybody need to know how to approach the fat friend, and keep her at bay from screwin things up. Don't know how? Then better learn how!

-Todd

HOEBUSTERS! Episode 1 - Season 2

2009-07-15T03:02:00.000-07:00

If all you remember is "the mo you do fo them, the less they do fo you" then you is a step ahead of the competition my friends!

-Todd

"HOEBUSTERS!" - Episode 7

2009-04-08T13:06:00.000-07:00

What can I say? Todd definitely delivered on this final episode of Season 1 of "HOEBUSTERS!". With lots of random shit like always, and pure mastery of the female species, T.W. gives all us fellow HOEBUSTERS a surprise with the "implementation" of HOEOMETRY as the "correct terminology" for the class he teaches.

With the MEDIA as a focal point Todd finds it necessary to bring up it's influence over hoes these days as well as factoring family as well. I will stop talking no and let Todd do the preaching. I'm just a "white belt in the game", as he says. hehehe

My first HOEBUSTER blog - Todd

2009-03-11T03:11:00.000-07:00

Ay guys. This is Todd. I'm currently workin on Hoebusters 7. It's gonna be pretty good. Through my pondering of hoes and the female species I've come upon some revelations that is gonna further the art of Hoebustin'. Look forward to it. It gonna be good.

Also, I wanted to acknowledge the type of hoes who send me messages. These rabid females seem to always have the same insults so I'll go ahead and answer them. Not like it gonna change the way they is, oh how they act but at least I can get it out there.

I get a lot of "sir you are immature", oh I get "no one wants to listen to you disrespect women". This all being from so called intellectuals. Maybe they graduated from college and they got a hair up they butt? Maybe a bitch just got red carded and she finally figured out who invented that shit? I don't know, but I will answer these people.

First off. You right and you wrong. People don't want to hear me disrespect women. They want to hear me talk about hoes because I have a black belt in "game" and I tell it how it is. The immorality in this world today will not go un-heeded. Don't think you a hoe and you got a boyfriend at home, and you think you could get away with hoe'in around without eventually hearin' about it. Don't think you could wear pink and think yo' shit don't stink. Most of the guys in this world don't know how to handle bitches, and it's not because they don't know how, they just never been taught.

Second, I am not immature just because I talk about the immorality of females these days. If bitches weren't so dang dong-happy I wouldn't have anything to talk about. So don't get mad at me get mad at the hoes of this country who give me ample amounts of immoral inventory to elaborate upon.

One mo' thing all my students of the game. Some of you guys send me messages sayin' "I wish my dad taught me this". And you guys say it in an angry way like it's yo' dad's fault. Ay guys let me tell you somethin. Hoes is gettin mo unscrupulous by the day. It would be impossible fo' yo dad to know how these hoes is because when he was yo' age back in like the 50's, 60's bitches weren't this ruthless. The game is constantly evolving and it needs someone who is out in the trenches who see this evolution in order to teach it. Now I'm out in the trenches and I see shit goin' down. I'm gonna teach you how to handle it.

Alright I'm out. That was my first ever blog I think... Yeah that was my first one.

"HOEBUSTERS!" - Episode 6

2009-02-10T16:04:00.000-08:00

This is probably my favorite episode of HOEBUSTERS to date! Todd speaks about hoes these days, and the selfishness they exude due to societies constant conditioning, and hoelistic agenda. Todd, also isn't afraid to take on anyone who supports and perpetuates hoe-ish behavior through false doctrine via the mass media.

How this guy isn't on television yet is beyond me.

"The TODD Minority" OFFICIAL LIST!

2009-01-01T16:07:00.001-08:00

Todd said, "The Minority is gaining in power. My friends are too hardcore and too abundant fo' my page. They don't fit."

LOL, so hearing that I'm putting the list right here on Todd's HOEBUSTIN page. It'll be here for now.

0001 - saiyanphx
0002 - GrievousMustang
0003 - Dbrown7413
0004 - Exdanza
0005 - cosbykid99
0006 - HawkeNYC01
0007 - kottnmoufjuggalo
0008 - PetesBloodyHand
0009 - Ninthcircleworld
0010 - ronardinho02
0011 - lolololololololol15
0012 - Quicknsick
0013 - Keith (riversidemafia)
0014 - ohsoScaryEddy
0015 - Philcroy
0016 - petegoyeroslin
0017 - kingkongmullet
0018 - gncc1
0019 - C0brastatus
0020 - kharmstrong
0021 - JamesMMAFisher
0022 - greganwortman
0023 - wathefuckisupwitthat
0024 - Hatchetman6971
0025 - myruin25
0026 - Smoking799
0027 - therockowns
0028 - tony_sv
0029 - WhyteHoodNegra
0030 - Heat30
0036 - vasa36
0040 - tucsonazdesert
0048 - Pruane2Forever
0054 - Zach
0064 - J.B.
0066 - StealDiesel
0069 - MistNin
0077 - gutterboy27
0082 - Nick
0083 - BoomfreakaOO
0096 - 6GUNSOUTH
0097 - Katie (BITCHZONG)
0101 - SohailAC
0666 - Patsun9
1000 - Avery Perkins
1313 - Ben (benjameow)
1320 - Geo
2012 - clhoyt1003
2512 - Paulo
3333 - Flykrazy
5050 - GreenMan
5150 - utah937860
6969 - Tehpwnageguy
9999 - thewatcher73
10638- J dub

"HOEBUSTERS!" - Episode 5

2008-12-11T11:07:00.000-08:00

There's one simple message Todd has for everybody in this episode of HOEBUSTERS!
Don't play the "friend roll".

"HOEBUSTERS!" - Episode 4

2008-11-18T11:57:00.000-08:00

In Episode 4 of HOEBUSTERS, Todd Wentworth responds to criticism by psychologists, and college professors. It just seems every episode gets better and better.

"HOEBUSTERS!" - Episode 3

2008-11-13T19:47:00.000-08:00

Episode 3 of HOEBUSTERS is a real advanced lecture in the art of "hoe-bustin" as Todd would say. He speaks of putting jealousy aside, and letting a girl do whatever she wants.

I'll quote Mr. Wentworth. "A lot of dudes try to encapsule a bitch... It don't work."

"HOEBUSTERS!" - Episode 2

2008-09-05T23:06:00.001-07:00

"HOEBUSTERS!" - Episode 2

By the one and only Todd Wentworth. In this episode Todd goes on to talk about some "keywords" you need to know when dealing with a hoe, OR a bitch. Mr. Wentworth also goes on to talk about what he calls a "J-Lo Hoe". Don't know what it is? Then watch the video and find out!

"HOEBUSTERS!" - Episode 1

2008-06-24T00:42:00.000-07:00

Alright, HERE IT IS! "HOEBUSTERS!" Episode #1.

You guys will be left asking yourselves... "Where the HELL did this guy learn all this stuff!"

Todd Wentworth goes on to speak about how you should treat bitches/hoes, what to expect from a female, and many other vital points about the games girls, these days, play.

I personally don't know of anybody else breaking down the female psychology, and games like Todd does. He is a master at this, but even better at bringing it to all of our attentions in a language everyone can understand.

HOEBUSTERS Trailer

2008-06-23T23:30:00.000-07:00

Here it is! The OFFICIAL trailer for HOEBUSTERS!

Todd was nearly forced to put out a series of videos dedicated to talking about "bitches" and "hoes" after guys on YouTube caught wind of his initial "Hoes" video.

I asked Todd about how he felt about the whole ordeal, and messages that spanned over a three month period of time, and Todd said the following.

"I hope you don't expect me to do a back flip. You see a mailbox full of requests. I see a mailbox lacking nuts. Though I appreciate that they appreciate my expertise in this, it's quite bitter sweet. I guess I'll have to make the fuckin' videos since I'm the only man fo' the fuckin job!"

Hoes - The Video That Started It All!

2008-06-23T22:50:00.000-07:00

This video by Todd Wentworth simply entitled "Hoes" is the video that made every guy that watched it want MORE! Todd's expertise in what he calls "Hoeology", or "The Game", has enthralled every guy who watches it. Be it a fan, friend, or even a hater you can't deny the wisdom, and experience of a man who's been there, done that, and learned from it!

Now since this video, Todd has received many messages, and e-mails for more videos. Being a fan, friend, and student of Todd's it is my honor to be the one writing for the OFFICIAL HOEBUSTERS blog!